Someone invented the ultimate in gaming devices – The Joydick. Rick O’ Shea blogged it earlier but It’s so good it has to be posted everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
I’ll just quote the description that they have in Youtube.
“The Joydick is a wearable haptic device for controlling video gameplay based on realtime male masturbation. Through the use of a carefully designed strap-on interface, the users penis is converted into a joystick capable of moving the character onscreen in all four cardinal directions. For games requiring the fire button, a separate ring can be worn which converts hand-strokes into button presses.“
I saw this on Kotaku earlier today. I lolled for a good while.