Just follow this guy’s advice and you’ll be sure you get your digital camera back if it has been misplaced.
Link HERE to see how. (and it’s funny to boot)
Darth Vader in a SoundBooth recording as a Sat Nav voice. Hilarious.
Roundabound!
Buy it here
Hilarity ensues!
For those who aren’t familiar with what Muse actually look like, they all traded places during their “live” performance and no one on the show noticed the difference 
I have had a dream. A dream where I was friends with an SD card. Not just any SD card either. This SD card had personality. This SD card could talk to me. We laughed, we cried and I didn’t even know his capacity. And now I’ll never know either.
I used to carry him in an SD card reader so that there would be less chance of losing him in my pocket. He didn’t like this. He found it restrictive in that little snug compartment. He thought it fun to jump out of it and watch me come to a cold sweat everytime I pulled out the empty the card reader. He thought it hilarious. I didn’t.
I dropped the tissue in the toilet and pressed the button for flush. I watched as the tissue swirled and spiraled. I watched and SD, my friend, swirled and spiraled, swirled and spiraled and zoom around the U bend at a dizzying speed.
“Feck it” I said, “I’m not going in there.”
I don’t know where the dream came from or what it means but one thing is for sure; actually two things. One, it was one of the most interesting dreams I’ve ever had and two, SD was a stupid idiot.
I found this on an Irish Bloggers Award winner The National Lottie. I laughed out loud, I actually did. I didn’t lol though because that’s just plain silly.
Dear Wii Fit,
I did not take it personally when you said I was slightly overweight. I admit, I was impressed that you could weigh me so accurately.
I did not get mad when you stopped mid push up to announce that I had taken a break. I mean I had, after all, rolled over on my side to die.
I was a good sport, I think. I didn’t cuss you out for inflating my Mii (the cartoon replica of me) to scale or call the personal trainer names or blame you for the nagging inner ear issue I developed immediately after finishing your yoga exercises.
No. Not at all.
I respected and even appreciated what you were trying to do for me.
And then
You met
My husband.
And you?
Are clearly a home wrecking tramp.
32? 32?!?! Really?!? You calculated his fitness age at 32- and mine at 65?!?
Sixty fucking five???
Yeah. Right. He’s 30 years more fit than me. You dirty, dirty whore.
I should have bought a playstation.
UPDATE:
This morning you said I was 24. Really, Wii Fit? Really? You expect me to believe that I lost 40 years in my sleep? Correction – 40 years and 1.5 lbs?
This is obviously part of your plan to distract me from your devious nature.
I’m on to you.
(I will, however, only be using you in the morning from now on. I mean. You know. Just in case.)
Someone invented the ultimate in gaming devices – The Joydick. Rick O’ Shea blogged it earlier but It’s so good it has to be posted everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
I’ll just quote the description that they have in Youtube.
“The Joydick is a wearable haptic device for controlling video gameplay based on realtime male masturbation. Through the use of a carefully designed strap-on interface, the users penis is converted into a joystick capable of moving the character onscreen in all four cardinal directions. For games requiring the fire button, a separate ring can be worn which converts hand-strokes into button presses.“
Needless to say, I lolled. I lolled good.
I handed my laptop over to my friend there a few days ago for about 10mins. Little did I know but he changed a thing or two on me. Seeing as I normally have a few full screen applications running at the same time, I barely even see my desktop these days and so it took me about a day to realise what he’d done. That combined with the fact I also very rarely shut down my MacBook either.
Anyway, my “friend” changed my wallpaper. I laughed then I proceeded in calling him a profanity or sorts. The T-shirt is funny though.
Oh! Oh! Click to bring you to my flickr
Silent Love is a short produced by “Lads and Lassies”, a group of Creative Multimedia students studying at DkIT. The film parodies the silent movie era and coincidentally aims to be funny. I’ve been told that this has been achieved so lemme know what you think.
Oh, I directed and edited it by the way! 
I made a new skin for bebo there last night. I think it’s pretty funny and I’m particularly proud of the logo although it’s simple enough.
It didn’t take me any time at all really (which probably shows) but I like it anyway.
It’s amazing what images StumbleUpon offers, isn’t it? Anyway, I lolled.
